100+ Amazing Quirky Quotes

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Quirky quotes demonstrate that there are a million people with a million distinct points of view. It’s not only acceptable to be different; it’s even desirable. These quotations, which vary from Marilyn Monroe to Abraham Lincoln, are both mind-blowing and humorous. So, if you’re willing to embrace your eccentricities, you’ll adore these 100 amusing quirky quotes from different speakers.

100 Quirky Quotes

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Quirky Quotes
  1. “It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”  -Marilyn Monroe
  2. “I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don’t take themselves too seriously.” – Ariana Grande
  3. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”  – Elbert Hubbard
  4. “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”  – Steven Wright
  5. “I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” – Leigh Standley
  6. “You can quote me, but I’ll tell everyone that you’re lying.”  – Jael Turner
  7. “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”  – Samuel Goldwyn
  8. “The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.”  – Marty Feldman
  9. “Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of 60.”  – Gore Vidal
  10. “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”  – Abraham Lincoln
  11. “My head is my favorite swimming pool.”  – Lauren DeStefano
  12. “Ever Tried.Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”  – Samuel Beckett
  13. “Someone asked them to be quiet, so it’s just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose.”  – Brian Andreas
  14. “He had deduced also that I was quirky and promised me that he was too.”  – Olivia Sudjic
  15. “I think my style is a mix of quirky, eclectic, bright, and fun, with a really sophisticated feminine silhouette.”  – Elaine Welteroth
  16. “My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those ‘laugh-out-loud’ kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.”  – BipashaBasu
  17. “Science fiction is not quirky anymore; we live in a futuristic world now.”  – Bonnie Hammer
  18. “No one says the word ‘quirky’ much in England. I guess because people are more naturally eccentric.”  – Alexa Chung
  19. “In a weird way, I like to find the quirkiness in ordinary things. I like to find what is ordinary in quirky people.”  – Paul Giamatti
  20. “I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.”  – Katy Perry
  21. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.”
  22. “You can’t make footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt.”  – Bob Moawad
  23. “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx
  24. “Sometimes, life’s hell. But hey, whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.”  – J. Andrew Helt
  25. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”  – Voltaire
  26. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”  – Steven Wright
  27. “I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn’t fall down.”  – Allen H. Newharth
  28. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”  – Billie Burk
  29. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”  – Jack London
  30. “Whatever you are, be a good one.”  – Abraham Lincoln
  31. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”  – Marie Osmond
  32. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.”  – ZigZiglar
  33. “All of us could take a lesson from the weather; it pays no attention to criticism.”
  34. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”  – Oscar Wilde
  35. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”  – Mark Twain
  36. “Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.”  – Dan Stanford
  37. “Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.”  – Price Cobb
  38. “Be quick, but don’t hurry.”  – John Wooden
  39. “Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.”  – Henry Ford
  40. “The only way to have a friend is to be one.”  – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  41. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith
  42. “You don’t have to be interesting. You have to be interested.”  – John Gottman
  43. “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”  – Friedrich Nietzsche
  44. “Certainty is a cruel mindset.”  – Ellen Langer
  45. “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”  – Gloria Steinem

More Funny And Amazing Quirky Quotes

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Quirky Quotes
  1. “An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.”  – Bertrand Russell
  2. “Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.”  – Plato
  3. “Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.”  – Leonardo da Vinci
  4. “What we have learned to look for in a situation determines mostly what we see.”  – Ellen Langer
  5. “To understand all is to forgive all.”  – French saying
  6. “The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.” –  Richard P.Feynman
  7. “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”  – Mark Twain
  8. “My extra-sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.”
  9. “Repeat after me, “I am free.””
  10. “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction.”
  11. “It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction.”
  12. “New beginnings can often be disguised as painful endings.”
  13. “When you’re happy you enjoy the music. When you’re sad you understand the lyrics.”
  14. “How good does it feel when you smile to yourself because you’re just so hilarious?”
  15. “Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
  16. “The earth without art is just “eh”.”
  17. “If you’re not living on the edge you’re taking up way too much space.”
  18. “Most people hate mess. But how good is it when you find something you thought you’d lost.”
  19. “If you find yourself at a crossroads, be happy, you’ve got four choices.”
  20. “If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.”
  21. “Say something wise and your name will live forever.”
  22. “What if after you die, Satan asks you, “how was hell?””
  23. “Spare a thought for clumsy people. How hard must it be buying shoes if you’ve got two left feet or buying gloves if you’re all thumbs.”
  24. “Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.”
  25. “If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.”
  26. “If a book about failures doesn’t sell is it a success?”
  27. “Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that can do everything and one hand that just sits there like, “ I don’t know how to hold a pencil.””
  28. “Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I’m afraid of widths.”
  29. “That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.”
  30. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.”
  31. “I may look like everybody else but inside my shoes, my socks are slipping off.”
  32. “1. Go to the gym. 2. Take 500 selfies. 3. Post a new one every day. 4. Never go to the gym again.”
  33. “I turned my phone onto airplane mode and threw it in the air. Crashed and burned.”
  34. “If you fall I’ll be there. Signed, The Ground.”
  35. “If you think you don’t make a difference, try being a silent letter.”
  36. “In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.”
  37. “Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry. Welcome to: The Chair.”
  38. “I’ve been single for a while now. I think I’m the one!”
  39. “That mini-heart attack you have when you miss a step on the stairs.”
  40. “Live your dreams. Stay asleep.”
  41. “The secret to inner peace begins with three words. Not My Problem.”
  42. “I’m having people over later to stare at their phones if you want to come by…”
  43. “My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door.”
  44. “Don’t overthink things. Square box, round pizza, triangle pieces.”
  45. “Being quirky means you’re a limited edition.”
  46. “A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.”
  47. “Fall in love with the one who loves your quirkiness. Not the one who forces you to be normal.”
  48. “I was not made to be subtle.”
  49. “When you doubt yourself go and stand outside. Then you’ll be outstanding.”
  50. “You know you’re an individual when your clothes fit.”
  51. “A five day working week is too long. After Tuesday even the calendar goes WTF.”
  52. “Someday my mind has too many tabs open.”
  53. “If it’s not all about me, who is it about?”
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Quirky Quotes

Final Thoughts- Quirky Quotes

Perhaps you are feeling bad today; these 100+ quirky quotes will go a long way to inspire you in an odd, amusing manner. A quirky person needs quirky quotes to snap out whenever he or she is down. In case you belong to this distinct group of people, we hope you were able to get some motivation from the quotes above.

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